I am Cher

You know what I don't hear often enough? That me and Cher have a lot in common, which we really do. We both have fake hair, we both were married to Sonny, we both have a twitter. And we are both accused of having our own language when using social media. So I figured why not take the time to make a little lexicon for my 5's and 5's of readers, so that sometimes they actually know what I'm talking about.

 

I'm known to make a lot of weird outdated pop culture references when speaking or well typing to people. And most people who are not me or my mother don't really understand. So for this short little blog post i created a little table with some basic sayings, so now if you see them you will understand them.

Things I say
Paula Abdul	Chasing the Blond Ambition	Joan,Crawford, pepsi level	Tell me what you think about me	Beyonceeeeeeeee
Things I mean
Straight up	Going Blond	bitch or super bitch	Question?	Motivation to do something, because beyonce could do it